Saturday, July 11, 2009

The English Rounabouts


(From a forwarded mail from England)


The English Rounabouts

Imagine that you're driving through Great Britain and you're already a bit annoyed about the fact that you have to drive on the left hand side of the road.   (You only have your driving license for three weeks.)

Suddenly you see the next traffic sign appear:

 

You start wondering what is going to happen now? They didn't show you this sign during your driving lessons………..

A few hundred meters further you're suddenly in the next situation!

The magic roundabout !

 

See also the next picture....

 

Apparently there are 3 or 4 of these monsters in England.

 

This one is in Swindon, between Londen and Cardif.

In the centre the turning direction is opposite to the normal direction for left hand driven cars. (or equal to the situation at Europe's mainland)  

 

My Note:

This article reminds me of a National Lampoon, when the  family went to Europe, and they had to circle in one of  these things forever because they guy did not know how to come out. I had it too in my first 3 roundabouts.

We in Thailand are using the same thing, so I am fine with it now. Here in the Philippines they have some of those  though most of the practices here are after U.S. settings.  People don't seem to do well with them :-)

Friday, July 10, 2009

Sikhism

(First published in Small World Ezine some time in January 2002)

 Sikhism

Do you know how come a lot of our Indian friends have their
last name "Singh"? I have 3 "Singh" friends in Thailand, and 
a "Singh" student in the Philippines...  Asia is not a place 
you'll accidentally have the same last name as somebody 
else. There's always be a story (or two) behind the names.


Sikhism and History

When Guru Nanak (b.1469) founded the Sikh Religion 500+ 
years ago, The Guru preached that people of different races, 
religions, or sex are all equal in the eyes of God. 

The teaching of Sikhism is well ahead of its time for 
example the equality among men and woman and restrictions on 
child marriage, gambling, tobacco, alcohol, or drugs.

And because it was a time of heavy religious wars in India,
all the Sikhist men's names are suffixed "Singh" (lion), and 
women names are suffixed "Kaur" in order for the unity.

Now, the world's 5th largest religion, there are 20+ million 
Sikhists worldwide. In most places, "Singh" becomes the 
family name used by both men and women who follow 
international tradition. Some of them are even converted 
to Christians or other religious beliefs, but they are still 
using the old last name.

And that's why there are so many "Singh"s. 

One character of a (conservative) Sikhist is that they'd 
never cut their hair. And men will wear turbun, esp. when 
they go outside. 

 To the Nation, for the Nation: Selections from Selected Speeches of Dr. Manmohan Singh

See the way he put the turban? It's tight and neat. The
turban could be of a different colour. But it's certainly 
does not look like the one of the Al-Qaeda's. Please do not
hate our Sikhist friends only because of their turbans. 
Remember one Sikhist was killed in America a few months ago
only because the murderrer thought he was related to the
terrorist? Ignorance kills!


By the way, the word "Sikh" is Punjabi for "discipline".


If you are interested to learn more about Sikhism, please 
visit the Sikhism web site at...   http://www.sikhs.org/   

 

 Mr Singh White T-Shirt SINGH Singh

More:


How about a "Banta Singh" joke -- straight from India?

Not to make fun of the "Singhs",... Just to express there 
are really many "Singhs" in the world. And because of the 
turbans and the beard (don't shave either), they all look 
the same. I can never recognize my old friend from school 
until he says something to me. Really!

One day, Banta Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in 
America.

A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh."

Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No, No, Me Banta Singh!"

Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another man with turban soaking in the 
sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"

The other Singh was much more intelligent and answered, "Yes, 
I am relaxing."

Banta Singh slapped him on his face and said, "You !@#%!.
Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Just a Lil' Joke

(From a forwarded email)


Has to be Jewish...


Yitzak's just told his father, Moishe, "Father, I am going to 
marry!" 

Moishe was very happy. "Tell me, is she a good Jewish girl? What is her name?"

"O'Brien," replied the son. ... "She's Catholic".

"Oy!" said the father. "But as long as you're happy... 
My blessings to you both".

But the father was still counting on his remaining sons,
Schlemiel and Chutzpah.

Schlemiel called on his father the next evening, "Father, I 
too will marry soon!" 

"What is her name?" the father asked. "Kazalopolous,"
said the son. "She's Greek Orthodox."

"Oy" said Moishe. "But if you are happy, you, too, have my blessing,"

Dejected, Moishe went to the temple to pray. "Please, God, let my remaining son Chutzpah marry a nice Jewish girl to raise nice Jewish children in your eyes ... PLEASE!"

Chutzpah came to his father excitedly and exclaimed, 
"Father! I am to wed!" 

"Her NAME? WHAT IS HER NAME?" his father demanded. 

"Goldberg!" said Chutzpah.

Moishe was beside himself with joy! He asked, "Is she Dr. Goldberg's daughter Shelley?" 

"No..." said Chutzpah. ... "Hmmm," said Moishe. ...
"Must be Attorney Goldberg's daughter Rachel?"
"Ah...no, father," says Chutzpah. ... "Well, then, what 
is her first name, my youngest, most beautiful son?"

"Whoopi."   

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

China's Eunuchs

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Religions of Asia

(First published in Small World Ezine on 5 July 2004)

 Buddha Panel II art print, poster - Buddha Panel II by Keith Mallett

As Dan Brown suggested in his famous "the Da Vinci Code" 
that Buddhists believed Lord Buddha was born from a lotus 
and that we will be very upset if someone say otherwise, I
learned there are so much about Asians and our religion that
non-Asians do not understand. So, I did some searches about
religions in Asia and would like to share what I have found
here...

First of all, religion and belief in Asia are two different
things. Most religions do not require belief. For me, and
according to what's being taught in Thai Buddhism, Lord 
Buddha was born human. He had a father and a mother like 
anyone else. Legend says the moment he was born, he took 7 
steps of walking and there were lotus flowers blooming out
of the earth accepting his every step. But we all know it 
was a metaphor of how the earth welcome his birth. There 
are some who think it was real. And we do not argue. As 
Buddhist's way of thought is, "So what?" We do not argue on 
a never-ending subject. We do not argue "belief" as there
is no way to prove who is right or wrong.

Blue Buddha art print, poster - Blue Buddha by Photography

Our earlier article, "Who is Buddha?" and "Buddhism Explained"

One strong article "Buddhism and Anti-Buddhism"

Enough for Buddhism. There are much more practices in Asia.
Some of which we already talked about such as Sikhism or
Hinduism. Let's have a look of some ancient and newer 
practices... (Please correct me if I say anything wrong.)


Cai Dai

Founded in 1925 by spiritist Ngo van Chieu, Cao Daiists 
share the Buddhist beliefs on karma and reincarnation and
borrows Buddhist's code of conduct, but also worship
God in the persons of Christ, Sakyamuni, Lao Tse, Conficius, 
and Khuong Thai Cong. Important people such as Chinese 
revolutionary Sun-Yat-Sen, Writer Victor Hugo, and poet 
Trang Trinh are also raised as saints. The temples look like
ones of Buddhist's, but the authorities sound catholic. 
There is also a tie with the government of Vietnam. There 
are about six to ten million followers in Vietnam and 
worldwide.

Shinto

Founded in 660 B.C., Shintoism was made the official 
Japanese State religion until the World War II ended.
"Shin-To" derived from two Chinese words, "Shen-Tao".
The meaning is "The Way of God". It's a cosmic religion.
Shinto finds in the beauty and symmetry of nature 
manifestations of the gods. This must be the original idea
of Ikebana and several Japanese arts. In Shintoism, "kami,"
or the divine spirit is found everywhere in nature, the sun,
the moon, the mountain, the bonzai, sakura, etc. Aside from 
the Shinto temples, you can find shrines everywhere even in
households. There is no specific code of conduct, but 
certain concepts, such as loyalty, family, reverence for 
nature, and cleanliness, are followed. The concept of ritual 
suicide (Hari-kiri) must have grown from the concept of
loyalty. 


Taoism

Taoism was adopted as the state religion of China in the
fifth century. There have been this idea and teaching since 
the ancient time, before there was China. But Lao Tse was 
credited as the writer of the first teaching book at around 
600 B.C. The principal Taoist ethic is called Wu-wei, or 
no-action, meaning to seek equilibrium and follow the 
natural order. The Yin-Yang symbol, a circle divided into 
equal areas of light and darkness, symbolising equilibrium 
and the harmony of opposites, is the most well known. The
famous "Tai-Chi" was also derived from the concept.

Taoism

Confucianism

Confucius teaching is the most influence "concept of life"
to Chinese. The code of conduct mainly about how men should
be loyalty and grateful to their ancestors and their nation.
Be good and the God will love you. Confucius held that 
Society was made up of five relationships: Those of husband 
and wife, of parent and child, of elder and younger brother, 
or generally of elders and youngsters, of Ruler and Minister 
or subject, and of friend and friend. And the teaching tells
how you take care of these relationships. In Asia, we call
the master "Kung-futze". The name must have been derived to 
"Confucius" by visiting westerners. Confucius teaching is 
not as ols as Taoism. Master Kung lived aprox. 551-479 A.C.
the teaching was widely practiced probably because the 
emperor at the time adapt it to discipline his subjects.


Falun Gong

Founded in 1992 in China by Li Hongzhi, followers of Falun 
Gong practice Chi-gong, which is a Tai-Chi like exercise, 
and believe in spiritual transcendence. Killing and jealousy
are not allowed. Years ago, the Chinese government outlawed 
Falun Gong and several (hundreds of) protesters and 
activists are arrested and jailed. It only boosted its 
popularity. Master Li is now exiled to the U.S., still 
teaching Falun Gong. There are already almost hundred of 
millions of followers in China and around the world.


Jainism

Founded in India in the 500 B.C. by Mahavira (599-527), at 
about the same time as Buddhism. Members practice nudity and 
vowed to poverty... to be closest to nature. Jainist Monks 
vowed to worldliness and often seen to practice asceticism. 
Jainists also practise "ahimsa" (no killing). Strict ones 
will wear a mask over their nose and mouth to prevent 
themselves from breathing in small living creatures. They
believing in giving away. Even the dead are not buried or
cremated, but fed to vultures. Now there are about 5 million 
Jianists in India.


Parsis (Zoroastrianism)

Zoroastrianism was founded in aprox. 600 B.C. by the Persian 
prophet Zoroaster. Unfortunately, it did not survive the
religion wars in the region. Now it's only found in India
and the United States. Indian Zoroastrianists are called 
"Parsis" (Persians). Parsis believe in the "sacred fire" and
"purification by fire".


Baha'i 

Founded in the nineteenth century by the Muslim mystic 
Baha'u'llah, Baha'i is one of the most widespread religions
with millions of members in several countries. Baha'is must 
strive to maintain friendly relations with all other faiths
(hey I like them already!), and avoid 'worldly' behavior 
such as gossip, idle thinking, and materialism. Divorce is
discouraged and homosexuality or extramarital man-woman
relationship is forbidden. Baha'is don't drink either. 
Unlike most other Asian beliefs, Baha'is believe all 
religions come from the God.


Hinduism 

Hinduism is very big and the practices vary. If you are 
interested, you can find summaries here...


Sikhism

We already talked about Sikhism here...


Animism

Animism seems to be what locals were doing before new 
religions were accepted to the communities. In places like
South East Asia and China animism is even blended with the
new religions such as Buddhism or Hinduism.



Western Religions


Christianity

There are only two Asian countries of which majorities are 
Roman Catholic... the Philippines and East Timor. You can 
read about Christianity in the Philippines here

 Who Is Jesus?: Further Reflections on Jesus Christ: The God-Man

Islam

The word "Islam" means "surrender", and it is derived from
"salam" or "peace". So the full connotation of "Islam" is 
"the perfect peace that comes when one's life is surrendered 
to God". It is one of the world's largest religion, and
still growing. It is the youngest of the "three great 
Western religions", but it is the largest in Asia (with 
Indonesia the largest Islamic nation).


Judaism

My Isreali friend used to ask me if there is a Jew community
in Asia, and I answered I had never heard of one. Now I 
found that there was a synagogue was established in China's 
city of Kaifeng as early as 1163, during the silk road era. 
Nowadays there are at least three synagogues in Hong Kong 
and three major Jewish communities in India. Read more here... 

EBook:   When Judaism and Christianity began. Volume 1, Christianity in the beginning


Our sources:
http://www.asiasource.org
http://altreligion.about.com
http://goasia.about.com
http://www.askasia.org
http://religion-cults.com/Ancient/Asia/asia.htm

Monday, July 6, 2009

"Some Dumb" Glacier

(From a forwarded email)


Ha? What'd ya say?

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called.

"It's some dumb glacier," he replied.

Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it out myself. I spotted our location and found the name of the ice mass.

It was called, just as he'd said, "Sumdum Glacier."